Heavy Rain

A mate of mine picked this up so I thought I'd give it a go. Here's what happened.

I played through the first chapter as the world's worst OCD father. It began by me opening and closing every door 5 times, viewing my garden from every angle possible and sitting up and down on every seat in the house.

After my character's neuroses had been appeased his wife arrived home and requested that I help her bring the groceries in, to which I cheerily replied yes of course darling before heading back out into the garden to beat the crap out of my kid at swordfighting. I was the boss around here.

Then came the mall scene where I amused myself by cheerily walking straight in to passers by and shouting "Jason!" in their respective faces. Eventually I stumbled upon what must have been my child as he responded to my aimless bleating before the little blighter wandered off again. Ho hum.

Finally, I was left with my other spawn in my sole care for a night. Oh, what folly! First things first though, it was time to get settled in- 5 light switches, 7 doors and 4 hours later it was 9pm so it was time to force feed the youngling in my territory some garbage, however after taking the pizza out of the fridge I soon became distracted and wandered around the house with it variously introducing said pizza to my bedroom, the bathroom and the inclement weather outside.

Upon returning indoors I realised my progeny had fallen asleep on MY couch in front of MY TV. The audacity! I duly scooped the miscreant up and deposited him clothed, on top of his bed next to an open window. I'd like to think I did this to teach him responsibility and make a firm, aspiring young man out him, but really I just couldn't be bothered. Besides, I had more important things to do- i had spotted an unaligned lightswitch!

Thus did my adventure begin.

Erm....do things get more exciting after this??? I can do that at home in the real world lol

Lol! Yes they do Vimes. The beginning part being at home serves as the tutorial to show you how the game mechanics work. Trust me the story gets very good after this as more characters are introduced. Think I'm about half way through right now and am loving the experience! Even my fiance wants me to play more to find out what happens next.

I love you Mr.Fink.

Originally Posted by Panzer

I love you Mr.Fink.

"JASON!"

One of my housemates has now taken to sneaking up on me, bumping his face into mine and yelling that in my ear.

In recompense I intend to stand outside in teh rain with one of his pizzas.