grandpa goes shopping with his grandson

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved
3 year-old grandson.

It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming
for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle; and for
fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles.

Meanwhile, Gramps is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice,
"Easy, William, we won't be long . . . easy, boy."

Another outburst, and she hears the grandfather calmly say, "It's okay,
William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in
there, boy."

At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and
Gramps says again in a controlled voice, "William, William, relax buddy,
don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, William."

Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading
his groceries and the boy into the car.

She said to the elderly gentleman, "It's none of my business, but you
really were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole
time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he
got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very
lucky to have you as his grandpa."

"Thanks, lady," said the grandfather, "but I'm William . .. . the little
****'s name is Kevin."

Ahh cunningly coloured text, but its a good read

aahh... the stealth joke

old but funny

Haha

I like this "stealth joke" idea - black text is a good idea!