A man was rushed to casualty this week after his penis became lodged in a steel pipe and had to be cut free by fire fighters. The unnamed man's penis could not be extracted from the stainless steel pipe by staff at Southampton General Hospital because the restricted blood flow had caused him to become aroused. The Hampshire Fire and Rescue service was called and firemen cut him free using a metal grinder.
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