Computing

I'll start this off by explaining the origins of my long-standing and utter hatred of Apple... Many moons ago I went on a little shopping trip to PC World to get myself a new mouse and, perhaps, a matching keyboard. Upon entering the store, I noticed a new display... Apple. Intrigued by the large glossy monitors, I wandered over to investigate the new geeky delights on offer. I stopped 10 feet from the counter having noticed the mouse. "A mouse with one button.." I mutter to myself, ...